jasrent.blogg.se - Duolingo evil

Oh no! Duo's coming to get you! How do you defend yourself? Okay, so let's say you've deleted your account or are a lazy ass and refuse to practice.

If you don’t want to practice today BUT you have a streak freeze, USE IT! This gives you 1 day to not practice but cannot be stacked.

Duo will be satisfied by this and not murder you or your family. If you HAVE created a Duolingo account, that is a serious problem. This will only give him an opportunity to kill you.

Don't create a Duolingo account if you haven't already.(Although Duo only kills you if you decided to get involved but didn't) The system is similar to that of Wilkins, Maya, and Lythronax, where if you don't abide by them you're on their hit list. He has quenched his thirst for killing this way, and if you are bilingual or more he is very nice. The website promises to teach anyone to speak a language fluently, but if practicing is avoided the penalty is death. He then later set up his EVIL website he called Duolingo, because he's humble that way. Then another guy walked up to asked them why they were talking in Despacito. After he respawned, Duolingo got revenged on Washington by shooting him with a pistol.Īnd then some time later Duo was normally chatting to someone in fluent Spanish. Sometime in the early 1800s, George Washington killed him, however he respawned shortly after. After Elmo finished teaching him, he joined the Elmo Gang and moved to teletubby land.

He went Elmos World so Elmo could teach him how to kill. However, by 1789, he noticed that many people weren't doing their lessons, which angered him.ĭue to his anger, he turned to the dark side. Due to this, he crated an app that can teach you any foreign language, which was launched in 1787. in 1785, he was granted the power to know every language in exitance. Duolingo was born somewhere in UnAmerica in 1776.